Not even lying this was my most recent To Do list:

1. exercise 
2. search the couch cushions for loose change
3. if that fails (because it is a stereotype) search under the beds
4. rip this paper up because it serves no purpose
5. because you know you won't do number 1
6. right?
7. whatever
8. even if you do you'll only say that by walking to the fridge to get food was exercise
9. but oh well!
10. live your life. what do i care...

... I'm completing number 4 as i type...