Last night I had a dream I was in track and field. Normally I would say "that was a good dream." and move on with my life. BUT the sign-ups for sports next year are August 2nd and I feel like I should do more over the year then just fine arts. So, here are the sports options. (if you had to choose from them you'd be as stuck as I am.)

Fall:

Boy's Cross Country (oh yeah. definately that one.)

Girl's Cross Country

Football :P

Volleyball

Girls Tennis

Soccer

Weight Room

I know you're thinking "Emma! You LOVE volleyball!" but the people who are in volleyball are really stupid when they're in high school. 

Winter:

Basketball

Dance Team (the stupid kind)

Wrestling (STUIPD.)

Weight Room

I honestly don't know what the "Weight Room" is but I don't think girls are even really allowed. Not that I'd be going...

Spring: 

Adapted Bowling ('Adapted'?)

Baseball

Softball

Golf

Boys Tennis

Boys Track and Field

Girls Track and Field

and the WEIGHT ROOM (what the heck???)

Will you absolutely kill me if I say that I want to be in Track? I'd do short distance running and long jumping if I could. I mean... would...

Fine Arts/ Achedemic:

Jazz Band

Solo Ensemble

Math League (fall)

All School Play (fall)

One Act Play (winter)

Speech (spring)

I'm doing, Math League because my dad makes me, the All School Play, Speech, and two that aren't on there, band and choir. Yay!

But now I'm seriously considering being in Track... I don't know if I'm going to like it but... it's not like all the stupid people who are mean are in it (unlike our volleyball team). The stupid people are nice! I think! Maybe... sorta...

ANYWAY Bee's in it and she's fun and nice. (notice how i didn't say she wasn't stupid... oh my god JUST KIDDING!! Bee's not stupid.) So it sounds fun to me!! 

Dude. It's finally happened.

I think.

Morgan and I haven't talked... for a month... I'm so... HAPPY!!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! MAYBE SHE'LL GO AWAYAYAYAYAY!!! I honestly feel soooo free!! Holy god.

And you know what? I don't want to return her shirt. I'm going to keep it. Unless she brings it up again... then i will because I rather not die of guilt.

But HOLY GOD she's not here right now!!! She hasn't called in forever, she only emailed me because she wanted her shirt back, and SHE'S NOT IN MY SIGHT!!! I feel like a horrible person but OH MY GOD. I'm so happy right now!!!

Seriously. I feel like this big, horrible monster just died and the whole town no longer has to suffer from it's horribleness...

^^^That was going to be a better sentence but I kind of lost my thought after suffer...^^^

I'M FREE!!!

I like to interview myself.

Let's call my interviewer Lucy and I'll be... Me. God I'm creative!

Lucy: How many followers do you have?

Me: ZZZZZero.

Lucy: Do you follow people?

Me: Yes.

Lucy: But you don't have any followers...?

Me: No...

Lucy: I see. Interesting.

Me: You're interesting.

Lucy: Excuse me?

Me: Nothing...

Lucy: I see. 

Me: Me too...

Lucy: Yes. Well... So you follow other people?

Me: YES! Yes i do!!!

Lucy: And do you take pills for your anger problem?

Me: NO I DO NOT TAKE PILLS FOR MY ANGER PROBLEM!!! I mean. No. I do not have an anger problem. :D

Lucy: Mhm... *scribbles on paper*

Me: What are you writing?

Lucy: "In denial about anger issue." Why?

Me: No reason...

Lucy: So are you in a relationship?

Me: Yes

Lucy: REALLY?

Me: YEAH.

Lucy: With whom? (because she's the kind of person who actually says 'whom')

Me: Your mum.

Lucy: I see... *scribbles*

Me: What now?

Lucy: What?

Me: What are you--

Lucy: ANYway, when's your birthday?

Me: September 38.

Lucy: Excuse me?

Me: September 42.

Lucy: I'm sorry but--

Me: NOVEMBER 98

Lucy: Really, Emma there's no reason to--

Me: STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!

And then someone calls my name.

this is number three of the hour so... be proud.

or not.

Speaking of words like not don't you hate it when people are speaking normally and all of a sudden they say "I do not want to--" or "I do not like--" e.c.t. ? It drives me nuts! I just want to say to them "Hey, I'm really sorry, but when you speak all properly I do not know what thy is talking about-th."

<----But I suppose they'd get confused and kind of look like this.Which is a good thing. :)

Goofy Cartoon - Cold War (1951)

very very funny. i don't know how old it is but it's soo cute!

http://www.goopster.net/omg-do-not-want!.jpg

this makes me want to
1. laugh
2. recover from laughing
3. look at it again
4. laugh
5. try to breathe
6. breathe
7. look for more like this
8. repeat