So today I'm in a bit of a sticky situation. In my head that is. I'm sure that in real life it's not nearly as bad and confusing as it is in my own little world.

Today I did yet another "I'm going to skimp out of a fun time because I'm lazy and would rather watch bad movies with my sister all day" thing. Only to my friends it was a "Sorry! I have to help some grandmas cross the street then go volunteer at the pet hospital" day.

But I swear, TODAY I had real reasoning.

So suddenly You-Know-Who (ahem ahem Morgan ahem ahem) and Emily Q. wanted to hang out with me and we'd all go tubing like friends would... except I guess they sort of forgot that I REALLY hate You-Know-Who(-but-with-a-half-way-decent-nose) and expected me to say yes and be perfectly fine with it.

I know a normal person my age would've sucked it up and said "OH MY GOD YEAH! BUDDIES OH MY GOD!" but if you haven't noticed already, I hate all those people. I instead said "Um... *insert good excuse that is totally believable and strong enough that you can't try to plan around it and also isn't a complete lie and my mom will go along with if worst comes to worst* but for SURE another day! Sorry!"

I'm also a big dweller on the past... did I mention that?

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE.

I'm also really sick of Emily Q. right now because she's in that "I WANNA B POPULAHR!" stage and told me that she thinks she "needs more friends. Because my facebook wall is only you and my brother and yours is of older people that are cool."

Um... thanks? But not really. If you count people that my sisters are friends with and a few of my friends I met in activities, then count me in with the rest of the world too please. The only difference between hers and mine is that I'M A WAY COOLER PERSON.

... i'm just kidding.

Anyway, the way I looked at our "REALLLY FUN PLAAAN (:" was that I'd be stuck with my worst enemy and my Best Friend who recently turned into the average teenager from hell.

Maybe that's an overstatement. But I don't care.

I feel bad for turning a possibly meaningful post into a friend bash, but this is just what comes out when I start to think... and I'm far too lazy to delete all that hard work and try again.

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keep it classy.

"THE KARDASHIANS' ARE HEE-AAAH-R!"